If you have two pencils handy, hiss and make a cross at the screen. 'Tis the face only a mother could love, if she was blind in one eye and couldna see outta the other. You know you have problems when your driver's license photo improves your looks.

Blog. = short for "web log." Everyone seems to have one. I had one once. One day when I am important, I may have another. Let's talk about you; I'm the best listener you've ever seen.

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