Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 6 Sep 2005
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh Oracle, > > Gas prices are going up, and it seems they may never go down. I'm > wondering what sort of car I should buy to save on gas. You see, I get > all my food from Taco Bell, and every time I have a date, it costs a lot > to go around town finding a new girlfriend when the current one complains > about my gas problem. > > What should I do?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Skip the looking for a girlfriend for a while and concentrate on your } other habits. With gas prices going up, you should be able to pull in } a fortune, buy a sporty car, and have the women coming after you. } } You owe the Oracle a percentage and a gas mask.
Notes: This was written the week after Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, when gas prices hit a peak. And no, I'm not proud of the fact that I went for the flatulence joke.