Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 4 Sep 2003
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh magestic Oracle who can decode even the lamest sentence, please > advise how I should respond to this priceless gem I received earlier: > > "OMFG u 5uX0R, u 5uX l1K uR M0M!!!!!!!11 LMAO LOLOLOL!!!!!!1oneoen" >
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Well, if it were me, I'd just zot them and be done with it. As you } are a mere mortal, I suggest this: } } M4y83, 8u7 5h3 d032'n7 5ux0r 42 w3ll 42 ur d4d. N0w p1ck ur 50rry 422 } up 0ff 73h phl00r 4nd 83@ 17. }
Notes: For the uninitiated, the above are examples of "l33t speak" (leet speak, short for "elite speak"). To learn more, either read the Wikipedia article on it or Google for it. For your convenience, here are the (loose) translations:
Oh my f****** god, you suck. You suck like your Mom! Laughing my a** off! Laugh out loud!
Maybe, but she doesn't suck as well as your dad. Now pick your sorry a** up off the floor and beat it.