Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 16 Aug 2003
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oracle most all seeing, > > Is Mozart in heaven, and if so is he still composing? >
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Yes, Bartholomew "Bubba" Phineas Caleb Mozart (1958-2000) did indeed } make it into heaven, despite that little "misunderstanding" between } him and his wife about the co-ed, the boy scout, and the goat. (What } can I say? He caught St. Peter in a particularly good mood.) } } And yes, he's still trying to compose an epic poem of rhyming couplets } about a lumberjack captured by Bigfoot and made Bigfoot's slave until } aliens from Epsilon Beta show up with Elvis and the Loch Ness monster } to set him free so he can go back with them to save the universe from } the evil warlord Zargephi who is secretly the lumberjack's uncle. But } even with divine inspiration, it's still not turning out very well. } } You owe the Oracle a plaid shirt and a *good* conspiracy theory. }