Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 9 Aug 2005
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oracle, > > My power keeps flickering on and off. Is there anything I can do about > it? For that matter, is there anything you can do about it?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Yes, there's something you can do about it. Tell your friends and } neighbors to stop sending moronic questions to me. And variations of } the Forbidden Question. (You know, the one about w..dch.cks.) Then I } can stop using the Staff of Zot so much. This thing doesn't run on } batteries, you know.
Notes: Not one of my better answers, probably, but when asked about power flickering, the Staff of Zot popped into my head. Imagine it's tied into a power grid somewhere, and everytime the Oracle uses it, the lights dim. Kind of like they used to show with the electric chair in old movies.