The Great Weird Al Word Count


Parody of "Mony Mony" by Tommy James & The Shondells
New Lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Here she come now, wants her alimony.
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.
Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now.
Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause she took my house . . . my car,
My shoes . . . and my toothbrush too.
Too bad . . . so sad.
A-she got . . . got the gift of grab.
I'm in debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt.

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony.
Tryin'-a squeeze-a blood from a stony stony.
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah.
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get.

Well I'm out of cash . . . no dough.
I'm broke . . . it's no joke.
The check's in the mail . . . get off
My back . . . cut me some slack.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony)
Alimony, mony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

 All albums
 "Weird Al" Yankovic
 In 3-D
 Dare to Be Stupid
 Polka Party
 Even Worse
 UHF (and Other Stuff)
 Off The Deep End
 Bad Hair Day
 Running With Scissors
 Poodle Hat
 Straight Outta Lynwood
 Alpocalypse (coming soon!)
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