The Great Weird Al Word Count

The Alternative Polka

Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic
["Loser" by Beck]

Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me? (Everybody!)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!

["Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots]

I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too
Hurt you, too
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know, you know, you know
Here I come I come I come I come
Here I come I come I come

["All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow]

All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I gotta feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

["Closer" by Nine Inch Nails]

Help me: I broke apart my insides
Help me: I've got no soul to sell
Help me: the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna (doink) you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna (clang) you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God

Hey! Hey! Hey!

["Bang and Blame" by R.E.M.]

You bang bang bang bang bang
Blame blame blame
You bang bang bang bang bang
It's not my thing so let it go

["You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette]

'Cos the love that you gave every day wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide
No!
And every time you speak her name does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died? Til you died. Well you're still alive!
And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know!

Hey!

["Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]

Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say
What is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage

["My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely, too
When you don't know yourself

["I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters]

I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!

["Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden]

Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black Hole Sun
Won't you come, won't you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
Black Hole Sun, Black Hole Sun

["Basket Case" by Green Day]

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned?

Hey!


I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

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