The Great Weird Al Word Count


Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

A used . . . pink bathrobe
A rare . . . mint snowglobe
A Smurf . . . TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house . . . is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy . . . your knick-knack
Just check . . . my feedback
"A++!" they all say [A plus plus]
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy . . . your tchotchkes
Sell me . . . your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy . . .)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah . . . (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
Used by Dr. Dre
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why . . . The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

 All albums
 "Weird Al" Yankovic
 In 3-D
 Dare to Be Stupid
 Polka Party
 Even Worse
 UHF (and Other Stuff)
 Off The Deep End
 Bad Hair Day
 Running With Scissors
 Poodle Hat
 Straight Outta Lynwood
 Alpocalypse (coming soon!)
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