The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "love":

Found 120 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr"

I need somebody to love
Now I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at first sight
My love for you's like diarrhea
I need somebody to love
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your love torpedo
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
I need somebody to love
Now I need somebody to love
I need somebody to love
Now I need somebody to love

12
"I Love Rocky Road"

I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,
I love rocky road,

10
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder"

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Now my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Well, mny baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
'Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

10
"Polka Your Eyes Out"

Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
The Love Shack is a little old place where
Love Shack, baby
(Love Shack, baby, Love Shack)

10
"Pancreas"

I love, I really love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas
Golly gee, I love my pancreas
Can't you see I love my pancreas

9
"The White Stuff"

I love the white stuff baby
I love the white stuff baby
I love the white stuff baby
I love the white stuff baby
But I love the filling most
I love the white stuff baby
I love the white stuff baby

7
"Hooked on Polkas"

Lookin' sharp. Lookin' for love.
Oh, what's love, got to do, got to do with it?
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
It's the method of modern love.

5
"Angry White Boy Polka"

Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting

4
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

4
"Genius in France"

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
But they love me there
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu

4
"Here's Johnny"

" . . . Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
" . . . Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
" . . . Johnny!" he says, you know I love him

3
"Good Enough for Now"

You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow

3
"Cable TV"

I love my cable TV yeah,
Love my cable TV.
I love my cable TV, yeah,

3
"Albuquerque"

That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
That's when I knew it was true love

2
"Dog Eat Dog"

And I really love this place
I love to watch my boss get angry

2
"Melanie"

If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
Now I may be dead but I still love you.

2
"Couch Potato"

But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I love shows with or without a plot

2
"Polkas on 45"

When we make love together
Don'tcha know that I love you

2
"Ricky"

How I love to hear you whine.
I love you too, Lucy, too, Lucy.

2
"Polka Party!"

We're going riding on the freeway of love
We're going riding on the freeway of love

2
"The Alternative Polka"

'Cos the love that you gave every day wasn't able
I love all of you

2
"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi"

The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots

2
"I Was Only Kidding"

When I said that I love you baby
I really love you; not!

2
"One More Minute"

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,

1
"Jerry Springer"

Male Guest : That goat doesn't love you!

1
"EBay"

They love me on eBay

1
"Spatula City"

And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula.

1
"Syndicated Inc."

Love "The Partridge Family"

1
"Nature Trail To Hell"

If you like the six o'clock news, then you'll love

1
"Talk Soup"

I love my blow-up doll, so

1
"Isle Thing"

And I love that Gilligan's Isle Thing."

1
"Taco Grande"

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

1
"Airline Amy"

She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight

1
"Bohemian Polka"

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

1
"Grapefruit Diet"

It's just me 'cause I love to eat

1
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

A love song so divine,

1
"Your Horoscope For Today"

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

1
"Do I Creep You Out"

No one will ever love you like I do

1
"Weasel Stomping Day"

Love that wonderful crunching noise

1
Matching Songs 39
 
Album Count
Off the Deep End 25
Poodle Hat 23
Running with Scissors 17
"Weird Al" Yankovic 12
Straight Outta Lynwood 11
Polka Party 10
Dare to Be Stupid 9
In 3-D 3
Bad Hair Day 3
UHF (and Other Stuff) 3
Alapalooza 2
Even Worse 2
Matching Albums 12

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